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If you have a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband...a secret lover. Then these cute love messages and love quotes are for you. Romantic text messages galore find the perfect message to send to your lovers Mobile Phone.

Repeater Rekh do
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

Ashwarya rai
Aik Munder main puri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab

har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

unke haath peele ho gaye
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye

white rang ho agar mehboob ka
white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

You r my sweet SONA,
You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Dil torna humari aadat nahi,
Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....

woh bewafa hai to kia howa
woh bewafa hai to kia howa .........
mat kaho bura us ko ................
jo howa so howa ....................
khush rakhy khuda us ko ...........By Sayani

Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti
Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti
Daman Mein Aag Na Yuon Lagai Hoti
Zindagi To Weyse Hi Pareshan Thi Apni
Aur Na Meri Pareshani Yuon Barhai HotiBy Sayani

chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum
chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum ho LION magar tumhare dum pichay se aage bhala kyoon aae tum baar baar use mun main jo lete the By Sohail

Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se
Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote By Kapil

Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera,
main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera
Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera By Arooj Zafer

D se dosti, d se dushmani,
D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil , d se derd, d se diwanagi, d se dillagi, per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear. By Shumaila

Parhay likhay hotay ager
Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka
Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka By umer dilwala

Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,
Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,maana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jatey,phr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey. By Shafia

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.By nomi meo

Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,
Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main,
Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota.By S ASFAR SHAH

Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee,
Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee..By Waleed paracha

woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh tu un key bachey hi kameney hai ...
jo mujhey mamo mamo bulatey hai.......By MD Muhammad Danish

chahte hai jindgi jindgani
chahte hai jindgi jindgani aap ki aap ne hame chaha meharbani aap ki. for uma from manish

Tum milo na milo koi gam
Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi...By Baasha

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If you have a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband...a secret lover. Then these cute love messages and love quotes are for you. Romantic text messages galore find the perfect message to send to your lovers Mobile Phone.