If you have a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife,
husband...a secret lover. Then these cute love
messages and love quotes are for you. Romantic text
messages galore find the perfect message to send to your
lovers Mobile Phone.
 Khush to bahot
hoge tum,
Khush to bahot
hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab
kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha
ha
Dosti Kro College
wali se
Dosti kro
college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali
se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger
wali se.
Jo Juldi mile woh hai
gum
Jo juldi mile
woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile
woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.
Life is like
math
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro ,
dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko
divide kro, aur hamesha
muskrao.
Aap aik brilliant,
beautiful, genius
Aap aik
brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud
looking
,
intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms
par rahe ho.
5 great
people:
5 great
people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim
Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya
Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So
keep in Touch
Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will
die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar
sakta:!
Meri to behan
hai"!
Sardar going
with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka
hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
Murga SARDAR
tha!!!
A Sardar went
2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar:
Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga
SARDAR tha!!!
Message pe message
bhejte ho,
Message pe
message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte
ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron
ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
sadak hi sidhi
nikli.
Suchta tha
har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per,
per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
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