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 Doctor to Patient : The check which u
gave
Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned
back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine
has also returned back.
My wife ran away with my
best friend.
My wife ran away with my best friend.
To tell you the truth, I really miss him.
Whats the closest thing to a womans
period?
Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,everythings
f~cked
What do you call a wife
who is sexy,
What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!
Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of
WIFE.
Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.
Early to bed and early to rise makes ur
girlfriend
Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with
other guys.
A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin
strips off n says:
A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
'' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?''
So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!''
A woman goes 2 a dentist
4 tooth extraction
A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools
lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im
dentist
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed
Mother to Teenage Daughter
Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should
talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?".
what's common between
the SUN & WOMEN'S
what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by
night............
Patient : I always see spots before my
eyes.
Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much
clearer.!!By
Uzzal
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...(In
Hindi)
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein
lete hon!!By
Uzzal
After a quarrel, a husband
said
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't
notice."By
Uzzal
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?(In
Hindi)
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha
chali jaye!By
Uzzal
Man:what is million years to
u?
Man:what is million years to u?
God:only a second.
Man:what is billion of Dollar.to u?
God:only a Coin.
Man:ok give me a Coin.
God:wait a second....By
Uzzal
sardar ji to his friend:
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil main
hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti
hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say
to wo 500RS laiti hay.By Haris
Zia
Husband to a newly wed Wife
Husband to a
newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor u,,
wife thanks, but promise me u will stay
there.By
Saba
A sardar was running with his pregnent
wife
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to
deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye
woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh
replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery
hondi aaa. By asif
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