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Happiest man is on whose,
daughter's
photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of
newspaper.nomi-03455916346
Thought for
the Days!!!
if you call your mother as
MUM...
What will you call Mother's
younger
sis and elder
sis?
Answer :
MINMUM & MAXIMUM sayalisalih
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Explain The
word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i'll xplain...
ager koi ganji ladki
auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain
auto_mein_takli:~$
Ricky+923332600701
Husband ne
at 1st night opened the Ghunghat gave
Rs. 500 munh dikhayi. Wife ne
kaha Tum mere Husband ho is liye leleti hoon
warna mai 2000 se kam nahi
leti Baqar(0321-2373397)
Whose mother
had the most painful delivery
Guess ?
Still Thinking.....
Ans: Sunny Deol
Why?
Becoz he himself said "Main nikla
gadi lay kay"saria
gill
Wife: Zara dheere
karo na kyun TezGaam chala rahe ho ?
Maalgaadi chalao
na.....................
Itne mein beta bed se neeche gira
aur bola.........
Behanchod jo marji chalao par
sawari ko to mat girao...Osman (0301-4876609
~03454566641)..
Woman: Dr.
sahab mujhe thode
din bachha nahi chahiye.
Dr: Ye Condom le
lo........
Woman: Ye pani ke sath lu ya
doodh ke saath...
Dr: Kele ke
saath!!!!!!!!!!!!!Osman (0301-4876609
~03454566641)
Teacher: "LOVE" kia
Hai
Ali: Sir "L" ko pakar k "O" ko
duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E" ki Awaz aye to usay "LOVE"
kehtay hain.
Just imagine
life without GIRLS
the result ===
markets silent
streets empty
the police at rest
All mobile companies in
loss
No SMS
No flowers
No candles
No perfumes
No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN
!!! Nasir
Latif
I was cooking
chicken.When added palak in it,the chicken stood up and
started dancing and saying"Hum pe yeh kis ne hara rang
dala,maar dala,Allah maar dala.
Nasir
Latif
did u know what
is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean
is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man
ADNAN03214124457
Hey, is your dad
a terrorist?
Cos baby, you're the
bomb! 4457944
ws
AT 18 a lady is
like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind
her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind
her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing
her to the other
bilal
one day dog dancing
madly on the merage of lion lion ask y r u dancing madly dog
said i am also lion before merrage....
awais
khan
Husband:"Darling years ago u had a figure
like a Coke bottle."
Wife:"Yes darling I still do but
the only difference is earlier it was300ml and now it's 1.5
liter. shaukii
BAAP BYTE SE
,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE
AB DADY KUYN KAHTE HOO ,
KIYA WAJAH HIA ?
BYTE : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO
KHARAB HOO JATE HAI sagar
pinjani
Teacher:-What is common between
KRISHNA,NABI,GANDHI&
JESUS...?
SARDAR replied...."ALL
ARE
bOrN ON GOVERMENT
HOLIDAYS...! sayalisalih
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