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Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar
do, bill dadi dengi.bk
singh
A Chinese man took his
pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man
who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....Deeb
A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there
& found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably
sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for
you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to
thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing
there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my
trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in
the wallet!!R.P.
Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!LKH...SHG
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k
saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi
ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin
badalteyzaibi
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A boy goes to see a cabare
dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything
there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.zaibi
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An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times
lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip
down.zaibi
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Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki
ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi
to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya
hozaibi
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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi...
aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein
karna.zaibi
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People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted.zaibi
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. U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes
ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password
of your emai id...!zaibi
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. Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to
us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting
pipalzaibi
03217566867.
A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know
the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut"
Mom: " Do you mean its little"
girl: " No Mom! Its salty." Ramis
Ali
A man forgot to zip up.So a lady
tells him:U LEFT yr GARAGE open.Man asks:DID U C MY BLACK
MERC parked INSIDE?No,she said JUST A MINI COOPER with a
FLAT TIRE MJAKES
aik din aik larke na apne
mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar
cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se
guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar
cycle chala raha hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se
guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar
cycle chala raha hoon dilawar ali
shah
wife - suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar
aayenge
husband - magar yahan to nahin hai
wife-- mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ge is liya main pehla se
la aaye baghwan !!!!!!!!!dilawar ali ahah
(madeji)
costomer- whose eggs is this
shopkeeper - its mine
costomer - ok so give me one dozen of chicken s
eggs
BREAKING NEWS:Nawab Akbar Bugtii Alive.
He escaped from the back door of his cave
On his Honda CD 70
& was Shouting,
"MAIN TAY HONDA ee LAYSAAN"! Funny lover
From Karachi
0301-2507279
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in
1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .Amna
khan
The world thineest book has only one
word written in it"EVERYTHING" and the bok is tittled by
"WHAT WOMAN WANT " pooja
GIRLS 1970: Jia
beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira
intzar hai
GIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma
WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI....sonia,
03338007007
eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k
marna theak hai ya eik dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni dusri
tang b mujh per rakh do. tari
gujjar
The short man was chased by 2
policeman coz he usually steal "FRENCH POLONY", he ran to
his home and hide into a babywalker.They knew that he he
was there so checked the place until
they give up.On teir way to the door they saw this baby in a
babywaker the went to him and say"he is so cute, if we come
back we will bring sweets,cakes and cold drink" he said with
an adult voice "Dont forget to bring my favourite frnch
polony".......slie
Years ago i came in2 dis world naked & screaming
My goodness, now things have changed when im naked somebody
else does the screaming.bigboy
0761725942
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever Umer
03004844948
Common Dialoug om exams & 1st
wedding night-
"Kaisa Hua"??
"Acha Hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per thik
se hua nahi!!mohan
amritsar
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance
karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent
ho.Osman (0301-4876609 /
0345-4566641)
Russians dugg 100
meters and found
copper cable and said
that they had
telephones 500 years ago
Americans dugg 200
meters and found
optical fibre and said
they had internet
facility 1000 years ago.
indians dugg 1000
meters and didnt find
anything and said that
we had wireless
technology 2000 years ago sayalisalih
+919895137022
Aap main Aur
Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey?
color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh utne
kapre ka kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf
karne k liye istamal karte ho. ABBAS
MUX
When i Die , bury me
deep
Ten feet down fast as leep
Place my Maths bookon my
head
Tell my teacher that i am dead
place my geography book on my chest
Tell my teacher how i am at rest
Place my physics in my right hand
Tell my teacher nothing i understand
place my english book on my left
Tell my teacher i tried my best
Also tell my teachers not to cry
For they are those who made me die.Osman (0301-4876609 /
0345-4566641)
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