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hum bhi by sahara tum bhi by sahara!! hum bhi by sahara tum bhi
by sahara ??????? fitty mo0 tumhara fitty m0o hamara ;)
sherry
Teri zulfeyn Raat ka andhera, Teri zulfeyn Raat ka andhera
Kaat du useey toh ho jaye sawera... Nonsense
kashti toofan sy nikal sakti hai, taqdeer kisi bhi waqt badal
sakti hai, hosla rakh channel na badal SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi
waqt jhuk skti hai
john
**Twinkle Twinkle little star**
Teri girl friend gaee bazar
usko milgaya dosra yaar..
ab tou beth kar makhiyaan maar..!!fakeha
Alcaholic mandhra
"Gurur'RUM'a
Gurur'VODKA'
'GINN'eswara
Guru'SCOTCH'al
Para'BRANDY"
Thasmesree
'BEAR'eNamaha
"Chears" sayalisalih
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Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day
same time."
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sardar g aaj raat billi phir sara doodh pee gai "sardar" bewi
kitni bar kaha hay k kapray utar kar na soea karo
kami
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must
attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
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SOME LADY WENT TO BAR, AND SIT ON BARTABLE IN FRONT OF BARMAN.
OTHE GUY SIT ON THE LET HAND SIDE AND OTHE MAN SIT ON RIGHT ON
SIDE. THE ONE WHO SIT ON THE LEF, SAY" JOHNNY WARKER SINGLE AND
THE ATHER ON THE RIGHT SAY" JACK DANNIEL SINGLE. SO, THE THE
BARMAN, LOOK THE LADY, SAID" AND 'U'" LADY SAID. MARIA MOKWENA
AND MARRIED.
ELVI'SANO
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th
August.
Student:A HOLIDAY.Osman +92 (0)
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg
.
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half
mad.Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
Girl: Aisa khat likho sajna,
meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey
Boy
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Le Sajni ab parrh!! IMRAN(00971504361842)
boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga
....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20
20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl
says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay
noman
ek chote se bachche ko roj rat main susu lagti thi to uski
mamai ne kaha beta jab tere ko susu lage to bol diya kar ki
mughe gana gana hai to mai samagh jaugi , ek bat uska papa wah
papa ke sath soya to rat me bolta hai papa gana gana hai papa
bola beta rat main nahi gate hain per jab ladka na mana to bap
bola acha dheere se kaan main ga de....
sanjoo
Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals
03456592721 Hassan
Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy
is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the
boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or
decreament of the
bank balance. Hassan
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Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and
a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on
unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into
play and
break the legs of the boy. Hassan
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Bus Me 1
Khusra,Or us ki back side par,
Ek baba ji thay....
Pechy se kisi sharir larky na..
Khusry ko ungli charha di,
Or khud pechy hat gia ....
Khusry nay pichy mur kar baby se kaha,
Baba ji main sadky Ay miss call tusi diti ay?
Baby nay apni DOTI utha kar kaar kaha,
Nahi Ballo! Mera tey Balance ei khatam Ay !Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
Teacher: what do u wish to do in future ?
Ali : I want 2 b pilot.
Hasan : Iwant 2 b docter
sana I want 2 b mother .
Abid : !want 2 help sana
shazaib
frog:tumhare pas dimag nahi
hai
srdar:hai
frog:nahi hai
sardar:hai
frog:nahi hai,and jumps into a well
sardar-ismey sucide karne wali konsi baat thi
muskan
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? ,
Customer: What other colors do you have?Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.,
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome
Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love
with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the
Rich Boy.. 03226808160
Big Boss
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k
saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th
day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
UBAID remeber me 03212762704 03343237727
scorpio
tum ne mere tan se khela
tum ne mere mann se khela
well played oye well played hardyboy03214581372
1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai 1 naughty boy ata hai aur
uski ASS per tabla baja ker chala jata hai is per
sardar ulta hota hai aur kehta hai "ae
ley hun bansri vi vaja le" Malik
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever , SFIDO
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