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 Gogos boyfriend
Grand chlid:Gogo why are you always seating in this chair?
Gogo:I'm watching T.V.
Grand Child :Do you have a boy friend?
Gogo was bored by these questions from her grand child and
decided to answer nobakanjani.
Gogo:Yes the TV is my boyfriend !
Grand child :Yo've got such a wonderful bf.
KNOCK! KNOCK! ON THE DOOR
Pastor :Where is your Grandmother ?
Grand child:She is in her room ,banging her BOYFRIEND
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Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was
awake!!
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man
god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't
get married
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future
tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did
you make them so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in
such a strange and long way that another person who is
listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand
me?
Son: No.
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll
After mariage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 Years only Doll
& After 3 Years panaDoll
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha"is mahene
salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon.wife ne jawab
diya "app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley,hisaab bhej
rahi hoon.1.doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya 2.teacher ko
7 kiss deni pari,3.sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana
isliye 9 deni pari.4makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata
hay.app fiker nahi kerna,mere pass abhi lag bhag 30,40
kiss or hain.MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY GA
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Full Name: SADAF.(PLZ CALL ME)
Mobile: 03343022085
a childhad never seen his hips once his teacher beat with ruler
n his hips...he was very angry he came bacand saw his hips in
the mirror n said:
(KAMEENE NE DO TUKREY KAR DIYe)
minal
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Full Name: minnie
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the
suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my
shirt off.
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Life is like a P--nIS. Sometimes up somtms down, smtms hard
smtms soft, smtms small smtms big, smtmms in smtms out. So
enjoy da
PE-iS....OOOps, I mean life.
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Full Name: Khanyi
Mobile: 0723177944
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
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Full Name: Ö§mäñ Häïdë®
Mobile: +92 (0) 3454 566641
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