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Q-Why is reading a Playboy/Playgirl
magazine like reading National Geographic?
A-U get 2 see many great places u dont get 2
visitDyson
Judge-y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, tookmy
clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL
FOOL!Dyson
A
girl & her grandma were sitting in the balcony. Girl
shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise is
coming"
Mother:"you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"
Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside"
shankar
(In Urdu)
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH
MUJHE BAHUT PATLE DAST AA RAHE HAI
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH BAHUT PATLE
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- SAABH ITNE PATLE KI SMS PADNE VALLA KULLA KAR
LE MOHIT ADLAKHA
(In Urdu)
Man: sir i m married,
i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite
star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No.
ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga......
eight man r raping a woman ..the woman is laughing nonstop ..so
after the men get bugged n ask her y she laughing ..she replies
" mujhe AIDS hai "*******RocKy
One is looking very upset by thinking
that.......
"HOW HIS SISTER HAS 2 BRITHERS AND HE HAS ONLY
ONE"Hanish
Two ladies were working in a furniture shop,one for
ELLERINES and other one was working for WONDER furniture shop
they use to take the same bus at same stop at the same time.
So other day they were waiting
until late and the lady thats works for WONDER said "I
WONDER WHY THIS BUS IS LATE" and the other lady didnt want
to be left out she said "I ELLERINES WHATS
WRONG? Nonto
A womman was bragging to her
neighbour about her son, a university student. "Our son is so
brilliant, every time we get a letter from him we have tio go
to the dictionary," said a proud mom. "You are lucky, "the
neighbour said. "Every time we get a letter from ours, we have
to go to the bank!"POROZA
In Urdu
a kid says to
teacher:techer meri ammi ko bacha hojaye ga.
teacher says: yes
kid:meri anty ko bacha ho jayega.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher aap ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher is munni ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher no beta ye abhi bohat choti hay.
kid : dekha munni men ne kaha tha na kuch nahi hoga
Lucky
Can U name FIVE Great KINGS who have brought
HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES??
ANSWER: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & ofcourse
fucKING djlynn
Hindi
question:NISAR kaise
paida hua ????
answer:jawani janeman haseen dilruba mil do dil jawan NISAR
hogaya 2152152(shiraz)
Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip! hira_sub
in Urdu
Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk
asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse batadena ye
do peg ke baad khulti hain adil(not
doing love)mehboob
A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to
scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy
asked.
"Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your father
too Irfan Ali Arain
In Urdu
Son:Papa,Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain,To
Shadi Kyo Karte Hain.?Papa:Beta,Akal Badaam Khane se
nahi,Thokar Khake Ati He Anusheel Jauhari
From Gwalior
A young man asked a priest.........
Father!Is it a sin to sleep with a girl?....
Priest!N my child....But problem is that u guys never
SLEEP....poppy
a man gave his testes to boy to play.they
threw moni on him he pressurisd them and man dead
fakhar
abbas
i want to fuck u
from day to late night so that u get pragnant.and i will
kill ur child so that i got lot of money from insurance
policy of ur child imtiyaz
1986 ke girl; Mama
jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2006 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen.............
maham khan
girls are like an
internet virus, they enter ur life, scan ur poket ,
transfer ur money, edit ur mind, download their problems
delete ur smiles and hang u for ever Cheema_303
How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U
Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,I've 2 Shake Hands
with a Close friend of MIne Whom I'm Going 2 introduce 2 u
Later.Rocky
Sadham meets kajol n asks her
" how is ur life ?" , kajol says " Kabie khushi kabie gham!"
n kajol asks Sadham " how about u? " n he says " kabie BUSH
kabie BOMB"!!!!!!!Haby
teacher teaching algebra to
student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur
daughter lucky
NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE CAN
NEITHER B CREATED NOR DESTROYD BUT IT CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE
GRL TO
ANTHR WID D LOSS OF MONEY murtuza-09924853312
A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND
SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON DO YOU
UNDERSTAND ????? SHE SAID YES ....
THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!!Squall
What a bad day
4 elisa! her mom & dad went out 2 a church so she
decided 2 invite her boyfriend Dipopo 2 come with his
friend Khali bcoz she's left alone @ home.The 2 arrived
in time, her parents came back unexpectedly 4rom Church @
she told Dipopo 2 hide under thebed &
khali ot top of the wadrop@ her bedroom, both of
them went 2 her bedroom. Her dad asked how was her day?
& she said,"mmmmm,,,, fine" & her Mom said,"The 1
who is on top knows everythin(refering 2 God with a finger)"
emmidiatly Khali had that, he jumped down from the wadrop
& said, the 1 who knows everything is the 1 under the
bed(Dipopo)............ PAPIRO
Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke
Mandir gaya. Ramji ne kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman
se Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne dhoondhi
thi.Darshan
One night, Mooch was making love for
the first time after the wedding. She saw it all on TV
but the husband was like, "Man, you cry lke the virgin but
you know how to give it all to me, in all angles to fuck it"
Mpho
Why are Egyptian's Children always
confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the
MUMMY. Mahiwaal
Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart
woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Mahiwaal
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