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what is the diffrent between
Himami & Sunami?
Himami is face wash,
Sunami is total wash. sayalisalih
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A job in
Railways.
Salary 15000/-,
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up...
wish u all the best.sayalisalih
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What if
goctors
started directing
movies?
Here are eg:
1.stethoscopukal
katha parayunnu.
2.Oru ECG diary
kuruppu..
3.Meerayude CT yum
muthuvinte X-Rayum
4.Vasanthiyum aidsum
pinne nhanum
5.Ayal BP
edukkugayanu.
6.MBBS penninu MD
payyan
7.Sister marude
shradhayku.
8.Neru ariyan MRI
9.Syringe Madhavan.
10.BDS MOOSA
11.Compounder raman.
12.Meenathil surgery.
13.Parakum gulika.
14.Sister vannu
vilichappol.(A)
15.The
mortuary.(horror) sayalisalih
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TEACHER :Name
the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name
such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister".:
roshan
BREAKING
NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire
Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi
tak nahi paya ja kaash
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Naukarani:
malkan ap udaas kyun hai
Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte
hai
Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de
sakte.tayyab
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Man ask God " God Y U make women so BEAUTIFUL? God so that u
can LUV her.
Men but Y u make her so STUPID? God says so that she can LUV
U.......Osmana
A priest saw a
girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please
close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was
naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.
Osman
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A
convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.he was
2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a
seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with
AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stoped
laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered
and say i have put on a condom.mabenza
Why women love gold more than men?
Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.
Osman
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What is the
difference between
secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says GOOD
MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.
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Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70's you
had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have
to seperate the buttocks to see the panties. Osman 0301-4876609
Mother to her tennage daughter:
I think it's time that we should talk abt sex..
Daughter: Sure Mom!!, What u want to know?..canored
Patient:
Doctor aap ko yakeen hai ke mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia)
hai, kyun ke pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka
Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar
gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai, tu namoonia
say hi maray ga.
Osman
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Munna:
Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail
batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then
touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri
finger mien dard hai.Osman
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Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaabaajo
walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho
reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada
hai.(Osman
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A guy
donated blood to his girlfriend. After a while they broke
up and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and
said. i'll pay u back in monthly instalments.
shana
class me
teacher lacture de raha tha, bachon ne dekha us ki zip
khuli hui hai, bachay hansne lagay,
Teacher: kyun hans rahe ho, ab agar hansay ko bahir nikaal ke
khara ker dunga. Prince
A 90 yr old man
started making love with his 85 yr wife, he started
sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired,
GUESS WHY?
Autoposy Report : death due to
expired milk.
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