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 behind every SUCCESSFUL
woman
behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a
SATISFIED man,but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an
EXHAUSTED man...
Acute Angina
A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell my wife that she has a
cute Vagina, Doctor, stupid, i told her that she has acute
Angina.
A boy and gal of 5th class asked(In
Urdu)
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke
bhi bache hoote
hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur
tu aise hi dar rahi thi". By
Sumit
Musharraf said to his mother.(In
Urdu)
Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A
walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon
kehti hai wardi utaro. By Khurrum
Chattha
75yrz old man got married with a girl o
75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz
old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't
know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng.
By
Nido
Which Type Of Woman Is
Yours?
Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her
off.
WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,
but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly
use for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is
fun!
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expec
By RINKU
A husband was stung by
A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it
became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you
remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
By Vinz
Maid cleaning bedroom found
Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and
kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the
village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops
off.By Vinz
Question?
who is stronger man or woman?
Anser?
A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts
his crane with the help of 2 stones. By
marwat
Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding
Day?
Ques : Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?
Ans : Just for Formality, like 2 Boxers shaking hands before
Fight!!By
Uzzal
(In Urdu)
Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala
lo."By chumma
khan
(In Urdu)
chota sardar:mummy kal raat
ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne
aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu
ki! By baasha
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was a huge rush,
the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo
replied "65Kgs" and moved By kunjava
Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference
between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist
department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe time
difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at
the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo
immediately replies "thank you"and puts the phone
downBy kunjava
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left
tells the bartender ,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the
man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The
bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Lalooreplies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIEDBy kunjava
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo
decides to go modeling. Once he enters the herd of
buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the
cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo
appears
front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !! "Laloo,
third from left!"By kunjava
Laloo Prasad
Yadav was hosting a Japanese
Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese
Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated,
"Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we
willturn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo
was very surprised."You Japanese are very inefficient" he
stated. "Give me three days and Iwill turn Japan into the
next Bihar!" By kunjava
A Wife is sleeping in the middle
of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get up
quickly my hasband is here!!!"
the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts
himslef and then realizes "Damn, I am the hasband!!!"
Who's guilty in the
situation?????????????By Forever
Best SMS of the
year- a Mother
makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a
girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.By Jeet From Mumbai
A
daughter sends a telegram to her father on
her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father,
your daughter has been successful in
BED." By Ikram
in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r
Nitrates?Girl
answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..!
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