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Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain?
student, miss agar aap bhi kapray
uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon
gay.sameer
Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera
naam ker do.
paro : ja ja main kahan or tu
kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko
bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo
hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu
aaj phir nahi nahea... IMMI
Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh
mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha
hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara
dega cidny
JUST IMAGINE...
life without girls.
result=markets silent,streets
empty,police at rest, All mobile companies in loss,no sms,no
flowers, no valentiens,no candels, no perfumes, no travelling,
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN ...SaaMer 03002711588
One day a lady coming from from a
womans meeting said to her husban ntate bare njwale re ya
lekana and the husband replied ba le file marente na?
siya
Man: please give me black colour
condom
shopkeeper:why black colour
condom????
man:my friend's dead so i want to
share the sadness with his wife tomorrow night
love_ever
The more you study. the more you
know,
The more you know. The more you
forget,
The more you forget. The less you
know,
So why study? Osman +92 (0) 3454
566641
A woman goes to a doctor &
said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na?
Dr: why?
woman: bussines is doing good, so
i'm planing to open a new branch
(William)
Teacher asked Chotta Sardar:What
is answer 7+3? Sardar:counted in his fingers. Techr: It not
allowed.Sardr Put it down the hands in his Pocket, And tell the
answer is "11" Rakesh
Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt
to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil
wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance
free.Kingshook
2)life before marriage is
AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever
go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable.
Kingshook
Full Name: Osman +92 (0)
345566641
School- a place where papa pays
& son plays.
Life insurance- a contract tht
keeps you poor all ur
Life so tht you can die
rich.
Nurse- a person wakes up to give
you sleeping pills.
Marriage- a contract in which a
boy loses his.
Bachelors degree & girl gets
her masters degree.
Full Name: JAM ARIF
03216862834
a sardar was working 1st time in
a garment shop.
a customer GIRL asks:underwear
dikhana'
sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj
pehna nahi ha.
POROZA
first prisoner:What were you
convicted for?
Second
prisoner:Nothing.
First prisoner:Honestly...for
nothing.I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in
it?
Full Name: da Chiz
+27734781820.
Cops were spreading the
message:"No more street vendors."A Venda woman said 2 de
cops:"Why only Vendas,what about street Tsongas,street Zulus
& the rest?"
Full Name: Atif Aziz
Paroo Nay Kahaa 200 looon gee
hill hill kay dooon gee.
kanjuse shahrukh nay kahaa 100
doon ga main khud hill loon gaa.
parooo nay kaha 100 bhe bachalay
haath say hillaa lay..........!
Full Name: boere
SCIENTISTS hav done tests &
concluded th@, if a man sleeps wth a Chinese woman wthout a
condom, he is likely to have AIDS but it won;t last bcos it's
FONG KONG
Full Name: Raja 7431
God apun se bola, "KIDHAR JANE KA
"
Jannat Ya Dozakh !
Apun boola " DOZAKH "
U know apun aisa q
bola?
Bcoz apun ko maloom k tum sala
dost log
wahin mile
ga......!!!:-)
Full Name:
ADNAN03214124457
SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye
he?
PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya
hua
SON;to phir ye ap itni khof
naak
MUMMY kaha se laye he
ALWAYS REMEMBER ME
Full Name: DeepU
A mans occupation
is 2 stick his
coqulation
up a womens
ventalation
2 increase the
population
of the younger
generation
if ya wanna
demonstration
please lie down
Full Name: hussain
03216029382
want to hear a dirty
joke!!!!
2 pigs jumped in mud
want to hear a clean
joke!!!!
they took a bath...
Full Name: Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454
566641
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA
raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa
de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai
kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone
pahechan lega.
Full Name: SAMEER
BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE HAI
CHAI BANA DO
SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA
RAHI
BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAR
AYENGE TAB ME BANA DOUNGA
Full Name: Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454
566641
Ravand had 20 eyes but he sighted
only one woman!
You have only 2
eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now
who is Ravand?
Full Name: Osman +92 (0) 3454
566641
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti
dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se
issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
Full Name: vijay
0345-3856687
DHAMAKA OFFER
SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2
ME
GET A CHILD FREE!!
HURRY UP 1ST TEN ENTRIES WILL GET
TWINS
YOU CAN B ONE OF LUCKY
MAN!!!
make ur luv to galfrnd on
valentine day she will tell u a gud news on mothers day then u
will hav a child on childrens day dont try this on everyone u
will hav a bad news on 1 dec(aids day)muskan
Full Name: lamba
close ur eyes when u think u were
ugly.......
after all u will live in
dark
aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati
hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay
miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.
waqas 03455064369
Full Name: Ahsan
0321-8666122
When u fall in love there is no
power to stop u,
But only one power that can stop
u?
Guess what????
"Abbey di juttian"..
Full Name: Codename
147
A question was asked from inzi we
have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first of all thanks to
ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a team
effort especially afridi.
Full Name: muskan
curcuit-hey mammu papad aur
jhapat mein kya fark hai
MAMMu-nahi pata
curcuit_to kha ke dekhle pata
chal jayega
Full Name: muskan
MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein
nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya
GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai
aaj din mein kaise bol pada`
Full Name: mukan
curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne
bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi
bolega
MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita
ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai
CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon
gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki
kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega
par tu to bol sakta hai na
---
A~L~I
11 Galz ask the fruit seller to
give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12
bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lein gy.
Teacher:batao Gandhi jee kaise
paida huye?
boy:indian govt says "I.S.I is
fully involved in dis tragedy".Kehti hai"I.S.I na banti Gandhi
jee ka janm na hota" zain(Silent Cry)
75yrz old man got married with a
girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz
Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng
Shahbaz Jani
jab gabbar paifa hua tab uski maa
ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
fateher-kya hua?
kambakht peda hote hi puch raha
tha kitne admi the muskan
ek din mirinda aur 7up ladne lage
jab pepsi ne poocha applogh kyun ladh rahe hoo, tu mirinda aur
7up ne pepsi se kaha sale kale tu apna kaam kar.
khaled
Girl to Mom: "Is it true that
Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their
P---S?"
Mom: "Yes"
Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out
from my mouth"
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