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 Two Lovers Plan to
die
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy
jumped first, Girl closed her
eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air
opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Ik raat
bahu ne (In Urdu)
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd
ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun
ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
A sardarji Doctor
falls in Love
A sardarji
Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to
the Nurse :- I Love U
sister....
Sardar to
Girlfriend= Darling main tum (In URDU)
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling
main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3
bacche...
Sardar proposed a
Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to
you
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl
said Im 1yr elder to
you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you
NEXT YEAR.
Sardar was
writing something very slowly.
Sardar was writing something very
slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar:
Im writing 2 my 6 yr
old son, he cant read very fast.
Husband asks, Do
you know the meaning of WIFE.
Husband asks, Do you know the
meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information
Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means
-
With Idiot for Ever
Laloo bada chalak
hai (in URDU)
Laloo bada chalak
hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he...
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat
hai..
Why do couples
hold hands during their wedding
day?
Why do couples hold
hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a
formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight
begins !
AT 18 a
lady is like a football, 22 men behind
her,
AT 18 a lady is like a football,
22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind
her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind
her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing
her to the other
2 Sardars looking
at Egyptian mummy
2 Sardars
looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka
truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai.
BC-1760!! By
Baasha
Once a chunti saw
a dali (IN URDU)
Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur ,
she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular
chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO
ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy .By
Naila
Banta Sing!
u get marry with Santa afte
Banta Sing! u get marry
with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1
enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa
sing. By
Kalsoom
Girls are like
roads
Girls are
like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they
are. By
Rock
Ek sawal...14FEB
VALENTINES(In Urdu)
Ek
sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK
9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA
HAI.By
Baasha
Tcher: How Old is
ur father. Sunny
Tcher: How Old is
ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it
possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was
born. by jazzy
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