Sardar sms Jokes, Sardar Ji Jokes, Sardar
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in
this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!roshan
After returning
back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a
foreigner?roshan
Teacher to
Sardar: Write
your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi roshan
Manager asked
to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.roshan
Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR roshan
Sardar
orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge nikki
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta
gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun
kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche marriam
A sardarji Doctor falls in
Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love
letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....subs
Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service Osman (0301-4876609 /
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Sardar
returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....Osman (0301-4876609 /
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A sardar
on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
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Sardar car ki
battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.Osman (0301-4876609 /
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Once a sardar was looking at a
WANTED poster & was
wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo
kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..Indrajeet
K
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his
friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and
this is my kidney. 03218491222
kina
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki,
Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
03218491222 kina
sardar. to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi
mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay
friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai
sadif,03455767007.
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji &
Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi
prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki
prwah Nahi karte dog
Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set
kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai,
piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA dog
2sardars go for a drive. . . . OYE zara
khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . .
sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..
dog
Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u
kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m
falling in love.NeErAj BagDiYa
ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he
Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan
main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho
giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat
tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the
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A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne
wala stupid".
Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid"
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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C
Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe
aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:)hamid ali 03026634069
sardar g nay hotel may aik aissie larki ki demand ki jissay
AIDS ho
wajah poochi tu sardar g nay kaha"mere say meri biwi ko aids
homeri biwi say mere bhai ko,bhai say bhabi ko,bhabi say,papa
ko,papa say mama ko,mama say parosee ko, tab usay pata chalay
ga k sardar
ki maan saay sex karnay ka kiya injaam hota hai
sony
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