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Santa Bantasms Messages | Santa sms jokes | Banta sms Jokes | Santabanta Jokes Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long.....! Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon. Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister." Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal Santa: What's difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser. Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai. Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin. Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson? Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes. Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also! Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money. Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja... Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking. Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats.... Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out. Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon." Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms." By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets. Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste. Jeeto: Why do Farts stink? Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too! Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him! At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne? Boy: Goal karan lai. Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey. Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." SARDAR JI TOOK OUT HIS WALLET, IN THE BUS, HIS PHOTO FELL OUT OF HIS WALLET, HE GOES 2 A LADY,'MADAM JI SARI UPHAR KAROGE PHOTO LENA HAI, AND ALL THE OTHER MEN IN THE BUS BEATED HIM UP!!!!!!!! By Sonia SantaBanta sms | Banta Santa sms Jokes | Santa Banta sms Jokes | Santa Banta sms Jokes |
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