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 God made man and then
rested
God made man and then rested. God made women and
then no one rested
MEN-opause
MEN-strual
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist
HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH
MEN??
This cat is cat a cat
good cat
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat
idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT
WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
I send dis fish as a sign of
friendship
><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz
take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur
mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
By shehran ayub
One day Raja and rani
decided to send
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by
using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon
reached raja without any message. He angried and called to
rani.She told stupid "This was a
missed call" By Zunera
can you lend me 2000 Rs?
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help
me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar
asks to ATM machine???????By Kamy
terrorists have kidnapped our
lecturers
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and
demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them
with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
By
Baasha
Dear user,your wife can
become
Dear user,your wife can become mother without
your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at
9890****** & be a tension-free DAD! By Manish
A couple wanted
katna(Circumcision)
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their
son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they
printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING
INSTRUMENTS: By Shabab
ikram
Husband seting near to
his
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was
driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No
;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill
publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh
KHkhkhkhkhkh...By shaheryar
Why do couples hold hands
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding
day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers
shaking hands b4 the fight begins !By Pretty
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you
want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry
check out box, and
whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and
enjoy. Junaid
Husband asks, Do
you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.FRM MALEFTY (KG) 07242250504 : FLOYD
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi
ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
Osman (0301-4876609 /
0345-4566641)
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea
yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala
tha.Osman (0301-4876609 /
0345-4566641)
MAMU :Chand toh
raatko
nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol
pada?Osman (0301-4876609 /
0345-4566641)
Hay Baby ;)
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions. Osman (0301-4876609 /
0345-4566641)
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and
a woman gains her master .Osman
(0301-4876609 /
0345-4566641)
Love
affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more
popular than a five-day test.Osman
(0301-4876609 /
0345-4566641)
Pappu, while filling up a
form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
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