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This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the
beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are
truly sorry for the inconvenience
Q:What is the difference
between
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
What did the elephant say to the naked
man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
Ur cute gorgeous fine
& dandy
Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me
randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong
number 4get wot I said!
I saw sumthing in da
shop
I saw sumthing in da shop
window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful &
adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my
own REFLECTION
Those innocent
eyes...
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile...
The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous..
Thats enough bout me-How r u?
You’re Attractive
Gorgeous Sexy
You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming
Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming
more like me everyday!
Ure so sexy u drive me
insane.i
Ure so
sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in
pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry
i have the wrong
number
Dream makes al things
possible,
Dream makes al things possible, Hope
makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile
makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird +
Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest +
Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane..
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...
Husn Bana to Deewane bane...
Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha
ha!
the police are looking
for a suspect
the police are looking for a suspect who is
smart,sexy,witty&very good looking...so where are u gonna
hide me?
The United Nations has assigned
1000
The United Nations has assigned 1000 soldiers to
look for Osamma Bin Laden in the caves but only 999 are
ready to leave.The other one is busy reading this
sms...By Vinz
No matter how high the sky
is,
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!By
Uzaal
Sometimes my mind
asks..
Sometimes my mind asks..
Why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember You?..
Then my Heart answered it's simple...
BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!By
Uzaal
U picked me up,U took me
home,
U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur
hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur
lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.By Uzaal
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