Flirt sms
messages | Insult sms messages | Flirty sms |
Flirt women on mobile phone
 Mistakes are not
crime,I
Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are
the key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he
created Me....
If ever un ur life u
feel sad
If ever un ur life u feel sad and
lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold
ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to
jump from....
Winter comes again n
again
Winter comes again n again, Summer
comes again n again, But the person like you will not come
again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n
again....
Keep in touch with
me.
Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32
your all teeth will be broken.
3 tips to break a
mirror:
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take
mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the
mirror & SMILE. . . .
I want to suck you... l
I want to suck you... lick you...
wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my
mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
A psychological study prove that
monkeys
A psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to read
messages.Dont change your fingure, its too late now
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg
150
kg-----100kg-----180kg----150kg-----100kg------50kg-----10kg-----what
comes next ------u.ha ha ha ha
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan
Ki Dukan
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki
Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli
"Shukriya BhaiJaan"
I saw u on a
road
I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i
see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart.WHO LETS THE DOG OUT
"when i call u,one ring means I m
missing
"when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like
u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring
means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi
aap jaisa koi
meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye,ap jaisa cute meri
zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,aap jaisa sweet meri
zindagi main aye to baaat ban jaye,aap jaisa bawkoof meri
in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal
banjaye by
dilwala abdi
kya aap k ser per seing
hain
kya aap k ser per
seing hain ? kya aap k ser per waqae seing nahi? koi baat
nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi seing nahi
hotay. By Ansari
yaad hai jab hum pehli
bar
yaad hai
jab hum pehli bar mile the....station andheri thi, train
ruki thi,achanak tum aye aur bole,"allah ke nam pe kuch
dede baba" By Rini
Today is an international
day
Today is an international day for the mentally
disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled
friend,
as i have done.........By
Ikram
fuck off
fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..By chammalhey
bacha ne kaha dady dady mujha bandhar
dekhna hai dady kaha nahi baata nahi bandhar habi sms par
raha hai haseeb
we gathered in a large hall, an angel
asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going heaven, b4 i could
start witing mine, i
heard u shouting: EXTRA SHEETS
PLZ............Shehran Ayub.
How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished.... Amit
Some time my heart ask me, why i
like U?
why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u
make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov
cartoons.Misha
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these
words..ali.
do U want to see malika bathing press
down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try
2marrow pandu
Think Big. Think Positive. Think
Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much
for u, so here is a
shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME! adil(not doing love)mehboob
i see ur face when iam dreaming thats
why i
always wake up screaming By Maha
SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit By Maha
In Urdu
ek aap ho jo itnay pyaray
ho
ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho
ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho
aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon By Maha
HI MISS ME OR HATE ME
BOTH R IN MY FAvor
IF U MISS ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART.........
IF U HATE ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR
MIND......... MUFS
In Urdu
ham gulab ke phool hen tou kya
hua,
log hamien honton se , ankhon se lagatey hen
tou kya hua~!
aap ko bhee tou paka ke khatey hen
bher bakrya kacha hi khatey hein
kia baat hai Merey Gobi ke phool ki, kia bat hai ji
shehzad
hanif
In Urdu
if people say
ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti
Hai.....Bubloo
when i was born satan said
another god and
when you were born satan said
competition.rato
| 