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REMEMBER 2 PEE B4 GOING 2 BED mathoto
Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those
poor mosquitoes who died last night after
sucking ur blood.zuhaib
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chalo sms sma kheltey hain
pehle tum sms kro
phir tum sms kro
phir se tum sms kro
1 bar phr tum sms kro
bas 1 last sms tum kro
bas!baqi ka khel kal khelen ghey pappu
1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME 30-60 years they love HUSBAND
61-100 years they love..
Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le Raman
Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "candle".. Raman
Uff
Dabao na
Zara Zor Se
Aisa Karo
Apni Shirt Nikalo
Pant Bhi Nikal DO
Meri Kurti Bhi
Ab Zorse
Tight Hai
Or Zorse
Oooh
Ho Gaya.
Suitcase Band!!! farrukh
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Pakistan mein teen hi chiz popular hein..,,,
(",)
<)> apun
/<, ..
,,,
(,")/" apun ka
<)" ishtyle ..&
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,,,
(",)/"""APUN ka
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Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you
Guess Who?
Neighbour's Dog! no-me--03455916346
Wat is it dat a girl & boy do
secretly wen they reach adulthood?
Think!
Think!!
Think!!!
Donno
Voting..
Wat Else. Swapnil
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman Ö§mäñ +92 (0)
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Birds love you,
Monkeys love you,
Hippos love you,
Snakes love you,
Tortoise love you,
Giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
They all really miss you. Ö§mäñ +92 (0)
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Days are 2 Busy,
Hours are 2Fast,
Seconds are 2 Few,
But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You.. Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
Maine tumko Phone kiya to netwrk bola, Namskar!
Paglo ki duniya me apka swagat hai,
Aapko jinse baat krni hai unka DIMAAG abhi SWITCH 0FF
hai!Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai,
Ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai,
6 mahine bit gaye apko nahye hue,
Ye barish yeh boonde sirf apke liye hai. Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
When i miss u, i read your sms,
When i want 2 c u, i close my eyes,And..
When i want 2 hear u,
I throw a STONE over a DOG! Ö§mäñ +92 (0)
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The Time Since I Met U,
I have Realized That A Friend Like You Is Worth Million
Dollars,
So,if U Don't Mind.."Sell kar don kia ?"Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
Woh garam garam pani. woh sabun ki khushboo,
Woh bathroom main shampoo ki bottle...
khair tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza aata hai!
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Sa ry ga ma pa da ni sa Mubarkan Mubarkan Tusi hun mrasi ho
gaye ho Bally Bally Bhatti
mein soo wala card bhej raha hoon scratch kar k load karloo
pher sms kar lainaa
############ scratch here, jaji khan (
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fill in the blanks with HAAN or NAHI
1) ..... mein insan nahi hoon
2) ..... maira koi elaajh nahi
3)...... mein hee pagal hoon, jaji khan (
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honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai is ka ehsaas ab tak ha
Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai
pata hai kyu?
hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho ga hardyboy03214581372
I am leaving India
Tonight. Actually Saniya Mirza Is pregnant and Medis is
suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo.
Uski kaamwali bhi pregnant hai.
Darshan
However high the sky may be.
However wide d river may b.
However strong d wind may b.
Just remember..
it's none of ur
business,
Do ur eork........sayalisalih
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lahore k paas k nizamudin railway station kitrain no. 2324 k
route k 3rdstation shahdra ek chote se gaon k
nazdeek wale kabristan k chowkidar ki kabr pe baithe huwe doggi
ki aage wali right side ki taang ki ungli k
nakhun k pass chupe huwe kire k pait main rehne wale bacteria k
chromosomal DNA k thymine Nucleotide k
5thcarbon outer shell k 4th electron ki kasm sirf disturb krnay
k lie sms kia hai Nasir Mehmood
Awan
Dunya main 7 wonders hain. 1 apun ka style, 2 apun ka smile, 3
apun ka mobile, 4 apun ka face, 5 apun ka
grace, 6 apun ka trend, 7 apun ka
friend. Ramzan
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