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If u want SUCCESS in
life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as
Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as
Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as
ME.qwq
Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY keitu
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charming,
smart, good looking, cute, funny, truthful & an
extremly intelligent kid ???
Ask my parents...!sayalisalih
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Harkhushi ko teri teraf mod dunga
Tere liye chand tare tod dunga
1 bar has k to dikha
Tere sare dath tod dunga.: ankush
Fizaon me tum ho Hawaon me tumho
Baharo m tumho Ghatao m tumho Dhoop m tumho Chaon m tumho kyo k
Sach hi suna tha shaitanka koi thikana nahi h0ta
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Qualities a friend must have: Cute as
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Matured as monkey. No doubt u r my
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Whn cloud breaks, rain
falls! Whn coconut breaks, water
falls!Whn luv breaks tears falls!But whn ur head
breaksaaila!BHUSSA !!neeraj
bagdiya
LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to
Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky
bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar. neeraj bagdiya
Q: to make it straight she pulls it, to
make it stand she rubs it, to make it stiff she licks it, to
let it in she pushes it. what is she doing? a: threading a
needle Deepu
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Jan
Your smile is amazing... you know your smile
kills the people.... So please save the world.......
and
Brush your teeth....
regularly!.... Asif
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for the Annual meeting to discus their vacation of the month of
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Demagh ho to jawab do
Fill in the blank with yes or no
......... I am not a Human.
koi jaldi nahi hi. achi tarha sooch lo,phir jawab do.
Shah
Jee
IS KADAR HUM AAP KO CHAHTE HEN,KE DUNIAN WALE
JUL JATE HEN,YON TO HUM SUB KO ULOO BANATE HEN,PER AAP
ZARA JALDI BUN JATE HEN farah aamna
I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the
ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get
away from you.zed
Wen life changes & we go our separate
wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie
dis is true.da world has nva
seen a freind like
u
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