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When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when
it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
If we join one pipal with other pipal with the help of a
wire.what will we call it ?
Guess
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Nokia - connecting pipals.
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whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin
"ME".
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Mobile: 03062109400
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy:
Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading
this SMS now.
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Full Name: rakesh
Mobile: 9447007519
Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhigey kapray,
bhigay hont,
bhigi zulfein,
Bhega jism,
Us se nazrein mili dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha
/guess karo
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho,
to samjh lena ke app
common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
Ek din mein ne aap ko khwaab mein dekha k aap ki daith ho gai
or aap 2 hooron k saat bethey ho.
mein ne ALLAH TAALA se poocha k yeh inaam us ko kis neki per
mila,
reply mila k hooron ko kisi ghalti par saza k tor par us k
saath chora hai. ha ha ha ha Sonum.03204186155. Full Name:
Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
hold ten roses in ur hand & stand in fron of a mirror, u
can see there eleven roses,oh...! i am soorry daa, still i am
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Oey kuti ke bachey
?
kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na?
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Mobile: 03216549989
Tapti hui garmi ki loo
hai tu dosti ke nam par thu hai tu E-Dost tujhe aur kya kahe
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Mobile: 9300467745
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hain...Ghonslay jayse baal hain...Dimagh nahi hai...Shakal
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hai...Zara BELL maroo... ..Usman Ahmed 7071352
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Mobile: 7071352
R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho
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Mobile: 9421467448
A - U r Attractive
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Close ur eyes Nd raise mirror up 2 ur face...Relex ur body Nd
think about devil as long as U can. Now open ur eyes. The devil
is here.
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Mobile: +923007783455
u remmeber the day u tarvell
with me u put ur face out of the window and i put my maonkey
face out of the window then people start shoting
twins twins
Full Name: vickey
paish hai
aap
ke
phone
main
nahati
hui
larki.
aaj thund hai...
kal nhaye gi
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Mobile: (0321-4285192 ....0301-4285192)
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Gaddar
Chhichhore
Meesny
Ghunne
Dhokabaz
Matlabi
Moqa parast
Tota Chasham
Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa meri
parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay
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Full Name: sarrah
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