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 Who's hot... Its
U,
Who's hot... Its U,
Who's
Charming... Its U,
Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who's
Intelligent... Its U,
Who's dear & near friend... Its U
Who's a liar.. Its me!
Tum Haste
Raho
Tum Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste
Raho
ô
Haste Raho
Muskarate Raho
Sada Khilkhilate Raho
Khush Raho
Mera Kya hain
Log Tumhe hi
Paagal kahenge!
Ha ha ha!
I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed
away,
I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n....
I got a HEART ATTACK!
Life is like a
MOVIE...
Life is like a
MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY
God made daylight n called it the
SUN.
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad
Raha Hai
Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha
hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS
Padh raha hai
I m at police
station.
I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case
against me of
"POSSESSION OF GOOD
LOOKS" . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out ,
Where r u?
Jub aap angrai lete hain(In
Hindi)
Jub app angrai lete hain,to mere uper nasha sa
shaa jaata hai,are zzaaalim kabi naha hi lo to tera kya
jaata hai.By Noor
kaash App kabi hamari gali main aaain(In
Hindi)
Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain,thora sa
muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti
bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO
PIAZ LE LOBy
Sumera
Aahat si koi hui to lugta hai ke tum(In
Urdu)
Aahat si koi hui to lugta hai ke tum ho, hawa
koi lehrai to lugta hai ke tum ho,ab tum hi batao kya tum
kisi booot se kum ho By Sonia
A-u r attractive, B- u r
best,
A-u r attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u
r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny, G-u r great,
H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.By
Nazo
The NHS regrets to inform you tha
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident.
Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We
apologize for any inconvenience. By
Ikram Marwat
mosum he dewana dil hai(In Urdu)
mosum he dewana dil hai mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han
tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahanaBy Taswar
dosti ka safar lamba hain (In
Urdu)
dosti ka safar lamba hain to kya huan?ek kadam tum
baro...............ek kadam hum bare............baad mein
rickshaw le lenge!!!!!By Aish
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