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"Lord, BLESS this friend so dear to me, with all her NEEDS only
you can see. Keep her SAFE and keep her FREE, for she's GUD
LOOKING just like me." Amen. keytie
AApki chal morni
jaisi,
aawaj koyal jaisa,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
ankhen hirn jaisi,.....
Kitana achchha hota
agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....!
Fareen Pasaya from
mumbai
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo,
aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to
APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to..
ENJOY THERE.madni
(In Urdu)
aik khuaab
aik khayal
aik haqeeqat ho tum
dosti main perhney wali her zaroorat ho tum
jesay roz aik SMS ker
ne ko dil kare
aray yaar ajeeb museebat ho tum zubi
VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo.
lovebird
the best
quality i like in u is that ..............u r very
sentimental
1% senti
99% mental...............hurmat
kanhi hoonslaa bhi aazmaana
chaieyy (In Hindi)
kanhi
hoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy
har bureey waqt mai mudkurana chahieyeye
jab dus dinoo mai kujhley naa mittey
tau 11vey din naha leena chaieyeyirfaan
(In Urdu)
Qayamat k din
farishton ne kaha ke sub apne gunnah likh den,sub likh
rahe te k achanak ap ke awaz aiee,
"EXTRA SHEET NEEDED" Mukhoji
(In Urdu)
Ye Sookha Ander
Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad
Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko
LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.Mujtaba
Baloch
1 thing I like about u ki tum har kaam dil laga ke
katre ho, Kyunki dimaag ka option to aapke pass hai hi
nahi dyson
CONGRATULATIONS
U R AWARDED THE
DEGREE OF (MBA)
4 NOT SENDING SMS to means MBA
bec MBA means
M.member
B.bekari( Begger)
A.association:) mehnaz venjhar
In Urdu
zindagi main teen
cheezain kabhi bhi aa
sakti hain
paisa
mout
aur
???
aur..??
aur...aur?
bolo bhi......
mera msg.........hurmat
In Urdu
Rose, lotus, tulips, sunflower
all flowers r nice & sweet but they have no comparison wid
u bcoz..........."Gobhi kay phool ki tu baat he kuch aur
hay"......hurmat
InUrdu
when u feel sad, to cheer
up. just go to the mirror and say, "damn i am soooooooo cute" u
will overcome ur sadness but don't make it habit. coz liars go
to hell.....hurmat
In Urdu
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
ahista bolo yaar yahan tak awaaz
aa rahi hayhurmat
In Urdu
aap ke liye film me baat ki
hai,chota sa role
hai, heroin aap ko gufa me le jakar goli mar degi.
Film ka naam hai "Gufa me kutte ki
maut"montu
In Urdu
jo is sms ko padh raha hai woh
cute
intellizent
smart
sweet
brave
nahi hai to kia hua jisne bheja hai woh to hai na.
from karachi samira
Taste this sms!!
Do u feel te taste of ginger?
No??
Obviously!!!!
BANDAR KYA JANEY ADRAK KA SAWAD...SEHRISH
i'm at thepolice station at moment, they acussed me
of being nice, handsome and lovely, so wat am i going
todo
now!! Medupi
Hey,
I, Dont Need Ur Attitude
BCoz
I, Have One Of My Own Malik
ek aap ho ki kitne achche ek aap ho ki kitne
pyare ek aap ho kitne sundar ek aap ho ki kitne sachche aur ek
main hon jo jhoot pe jhoot bole ja raha hoon.
frasat
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