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 If u want SUCCESS in
life;
If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as
Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be
Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.
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nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha
2days weather
4cast:
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u
cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u
sing!
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r
nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
we've known....each other for....quite a
while
we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think
we can b more....
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner
2... rob a bank?
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki (In
Urdu)
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila
sa,jab tere chehre
par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...
Last night some Monkeys came
running
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to
trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant
disturb our Boss...
Why did God Create U before
Me....?
Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to
Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!!
Hey!!
What is the difference between Monkey &
Donkey
What is the difference between Monkey
& Donkey ?Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is
urs........
Not every flower can represent love but roses
did it.
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every
tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can
read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont
forget to smile!
pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.(In
Urdu)
pyar na rahe to vafa
kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda
salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun
karega By swaran
u r many kolometres
u r many kolometres
away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3
different channels 1.pogo 2.
cartoon network 3.animal planetBy swaran
Do u know how to entertain
Do u know how to
entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
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* PRESS UP *By Rizwan Mumtaz
you are very smrta smatr sr
you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent
fit on you.By faheem
Do u know that ur smile
takes
Do u know that ur
smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so
plz start teeth brushing regularly By zeeshi
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt (In
Hindi)
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt
Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!By Waseem
Let me kiss ur lips, let
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is
ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur
teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)By Waseem
Ek bar karo na plz..(In
Hindi)
Ek bar karo na
plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!! By Waseem
us ne kaha or dabao (In
Urdu)
us ne kaha or
dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main
ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao
,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal
do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na
suit case band :d By Zubi
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf(In
Urdu)
Sirf ik bar khaado,
sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin
hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum......
ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.By Rythem
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