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 Smile a
while,
Smile a
while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b
miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of
SMILE
I can buy gifts but
not LOVE,
I can buy
gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b
HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many
brothers... but none as SWEET as
you.By
Kanak
Life should be
like this
Watching on
Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on
thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on
Sunday, Next on Monday By Lovelysms
Team
let me draw ur
face!
let me draw ur
face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava,
Kitney
soney ho tusy!By Sardar
true bravery is 2
arriv
true bravery is 2
arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night
out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u
ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi
ho"By
swaran
positive thinking
is a bit
positive
thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u
look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u
just thank god that, cows dont
fly!By
Iqra
Meaning of
WIFE & HUSBAND.
Meaning of WIFE &
HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
.....
Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous
By
Waseem
Keep.....................IN
TOUCH
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID
ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B
BROKEN!!!By
Preety
10 advantages of
not having a
10
advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed
calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u
look..
5.Can eat in any
restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of
night..
7.Can talk with all
gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull
today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any
one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old
crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long
life.......so be aware of
LOVERBy
Rize
system of love
jan-ROSE
system of love
jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss
U,Aug-MEET
U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT.......By shehran
ayub
love in
pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children
in hindustan.................
..shan
2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile
cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply
candhana & kumkum 2
sim card
& say "govinda
govinda"U.SRIKANTH
Dear
january,how r febuary and march. April is
not
bad.Tell
may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got
accident in november.Urs
december.Belloroba
womens
r like internet virus 1st
they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit
ur mind download thier problems delete
ur smile and hang ur life
from ss SHERI
7 Glances= 1
Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has
777777 problemsheera
If 2day is world
STEALING DAY wat wud u steal frm me??? Reply is a must!!!
Send dis 2 ur frnds, u'll get surprising answers.... ans
me first!!! plz....ikke(tinu)
press 0 for help
press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing
happiness
press 5238 for sharing
saddness
press all previous number to call
meSquall
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REMMBER
THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY
BUT DONT
TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL
BECOME A DADYSquall
life is a hell when u have american
wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is
heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and
chinese food KARANCHANDIGARH(dreamnt
to be a world famous one
day)
5 great
people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh
kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say
bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in
Touch :Tahir
Kasuri
Monday went
on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a
holiday. Have a Great Sunday...zaibi
03217566867
Men,s "F" Rules FIND
HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT
HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER
HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET
HER, FIND NEXT....! DEvIL
SMokER
sometimes
when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the
ciggarette
and think abouth the
workers
in the ciggarette
factory
and all of their hopes
and
dreams. if i dont smoke
this
ciggarette, they might be out
of
work and their dreams would
be
shattered, Then
isay to
myself,
its better that i smoke
this
ciggarette and let their
dreams
come true then be selfish
and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt
it...sayalisalih
+919895137022
10
advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed
calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u
look..
5.Can eat in any
restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of
night..
7.Can talk with all
gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull
today.
9.Can go anywhere with any
one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old
crap jokes.. Osman
(+923014876609)
Meaning of WIFE &
HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous
Osman
(+923014876609)
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